Jokes

1) Rugby player: "Doctor, doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror - I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?"

      Doctor: "I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect."

2) Why don't rugby players have mid-life crises?

     They stay stuck in adolescence.

3) Why do rugby players like smart women?

      Opposites attract.

4) Why do people tend to hate Australian Rugby players on sight?

      Because it saves time.

5) A man went to the doctor one day and said:

       "I've just been playing Rugby and when I got back I found that when I touched my legs,
         my  arms, my head, my tummy and everywhere else, it really hurt."

        So the doctor said: "You've broken your finger."